Jokes about Silvio Berlusconi Here is a collection of jokes scattered throughout the network to Silvio Berlusconi.
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Berlusconi is traveling on his helicopter with his family.
At some point decides to throw a 5 euro banknote
saying: "So I will do 5 people happy!" Speaker's wife saying
"slut
a 10 €, so 10 people will be happy." Then the bride
enthusiastic
says: "Dad! Throw from 50 €! 50 people will be happy!"
Then you turn the helicopter pilot and turned to
Berlusconi said: "Why not throw you! So make them all happy."
Berlusconi is shipwrecked with his yacht and a speedboat arrives with a board
4 young in his aid.
Berlusconi said: "guys, if I saved for a grant them a wish."
The first says: "I would unaFerrari" and Berlusconi "will be done,"
the second: "I would like a cottage in the mountains" and Berlusconi: "there
problem," the third: "I'd like a villa the sea, "" even your wish will come true
"in the fourth:" I'd like a wheelchair and Berlusconi:
"Allow me to ask why a gift so strange?"
and he says, "because when I tell it to me 'Dad I have saved
Berlusconi breaks my legs!"
A rich man buys a Fiat Stilo, the car
most luxurious and innovative technologies.
Pay a blunder, but the car is beautiful.
After a few miles, he decided to turn on the radio ...
but can not find it.
The dashboard, probably designed by NASA,
contains thousands of devices of all kinds, but nothing that resembles a car
. Incazzatissmo, back to the dealership. "I have sold a car
expensive, and costs as a Concorde
not have even a radio!" The seller explained that the radio, built
nell'infonavigatore Satellite
device uses a sophisticated speech recognition, suffice it to say that the type of music you want
she plays it. The guy takes the car is a few meters and says
"Blues!" Now the radio transmits a beautiful piece of BB King in
dodecaphony Dolby stereo surround sound even at Madison Square Garden
feels that way. After a while
'decides to change music. He says, "Rock!"
and the radio switches on an exhilarating piece of Deep Purple. After a few minutes
test: "Bach!" immediately and the second part
Brandenburg Concerto.
blessed by the music, it makes little attention to the road and nearly runs over a cyclist
imprudent. Really angry, yells: "
fucking head!"
Now the radio: "And now, by on Radio Rai, the word to the president Silvio Berlusconi
........."
Prime Minister Berlusconi, on an official visit to England,
was invited for tea by the Queen Elizabeth.
During the meeting asks what is your strategy for leadership, and she replied that
is to surround himself with smart people.
At this point Berlusconi asks how you judge if you are smart. "I understand
making the right question." responds the Queen. "Let me
to prove it." The queen then call to Tony Blair and says,
"Mr. Prime Minister, please answer the following question:
his mother has a child, and his father has a child and this child is neither
his brother is his sister. Who?. "Tony Blair replied:" Obviously I have
"
" Correct! Thanks, and resent, sir. "Said the Queen.
His Majesty attaches
the phone and says:" He understood Mr. Berlusconi? "." Sure. Thank you very much.
I'll sure I like that! ". On his return to Rome, he decided to put to the test
the President of the Chamber. He then come to the Quirinale
Pier Ferdinando Casini, and says," Listen, Pierfi, I wondered if I could
answer a question.. "" Certainly, Mr. President, what
want to know? ".
" Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this
child is neither your brother or your sister. Who is it? ". Casini thinks
a bit ', then embarrassed says," I can think better and then
answer correctly? ".
Berlusconi agrees, and Casini leaves.
Just out of the Quirinale Palace, now organizes a Casini
meeting with other party colleagues, who are racking their brains over
several hours, but nobody can find the right answer.
At one point he decided to call Casini Buttiglione,
and explains the situation. "Now listen question: your mother has a child, and
your father has a child and this child is neither your brother nor your sister
. Who is it? ".
Buttiglione responds immediately:" Of course I am! Race of morons! ".
extremely relieved, Casini runs to the Quirinale and tells
> President:" President, I know the answer to your question! So who is the
> child!
> E 'Buttiglione. "And Berlusconi replied, disgusted:" Idiot, you
Tony> Blair. "
>
>
> On a hot morning in August 2060 Emilio Fede
comes to> miss the affection of his loved ones ... are thus 'outside of
> paradise, in front of St. Peter. While he is talking to the most'
> trusted
> Secretary of the supreme leader, notes that on a wall there are
> million watches: one for every inhabitant of the earth. Intrigued, the
>
time> of the interview with St. Peter asked for an explanation, he replied that
> those clocks in truth 'are measures of lies: every time a
> tells a lie, the second hand shooting, even more'
> curious wonders why there is not one intended to
Silvio> Berlusconi and St. Peter
> "ah, that I use myself as a fan in my office !!!"...
>
>
> Berlusconi goes to the dentist for a regular teeth cleaning.
> Finished work Please send in the Dentist's fees to his
> office and leaves. The day after the bill's reach: 1.3 million pounds!
> that - cosi'breve operation - even for Berlusca
are not many!
> Send in any case the 'check request, accompanied by this
> ticket: "I send the full amount, even if I would make this
>
that> are money stolen!"
> The next day the dentist replied:''I know President
> but do not worry, do not tell 'to anyone!''
>
>
> Berlusconi goes to the bank to borrow 100 million
> € but forgot the documents, then the clerk says: "Look
> I am Silvio Berlusconi, chairman of the board!"
> "Maybe for me to believe as well, honorable, but I need a
> test.
> For example, yesterday he Totti came here without papers, has
> a couple of dribbles and immediately was recognized. Or the other week
> Morandi came without papers, sang a song and immediately
> was asking for the loan. You should do at least a small
> political discourse to convince us. "But right now I do not is in
> think of anything, just stupid! " "Perfect, Mr Berlusconi is
> her own!
> How much do you need?"
>
>
> "The Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi and his driver
> are on a road when suddenly a
invest pork
> killing him instantly. The President said his driver to
> go to the farm close to the farmer to explain what happened.
> An hour later, saw the driver come back swinging with a
> cigar in one hand and a bottle in the other and all dressed
> crumpled.
> "What is happened?? "asks the President, to the driver
> replies:
> "Well ... the farmer gave me the wine, his cigar and his wife
> beautiful daughter jumped on me and we made love
> Sound of Music".
> "Gee! But what did you say coming??" "... I said
> I'm the driver of Berlusconi and I just killed the pig!"
